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Hillary Clinton, Porn and Pancakes
June 11, 2007
When I first saw this headline, I was furious... thinking that Hillary Clinton had adopted my pre-9-11 position that porno and pancakes go together. (I've since pulled a Romney. Porn and pancakes should be kept separate. def. "pulling a Romney": changing an ideal or position to suit a current audience or timeline; slang: flip-flop).
This may only be a cute MSNBC blooper, but I think it highlights Hillary Clinton's lack of a position on the importance of breakfast.
Did you know children who eat breakfast perform better on standardized achievement tests and have fewer behavior problems in school ? That (and 100 more statistics) is what my campaign is about. The closest thing Senator Hillary has to a position on breakfast is an esoteric non-connection to pancakes and porno. I ask you... who do you want making policies for your children in 2008?
Posted on June 11, 2007 1:59 PM | Permalink
June 11, 2007
When I first saw this headline, I was furious... thinking that Hillary Clinton had adopted my pre-9-11 position that porno and pancakes go together. (I've since pulled a Romney. Porn and pancakes should be kept separate. def. "pulling a Romney": changing an ideal or position to suit a current audience or timeline; slang: flip-flop).
This may only be a cute MSNBC blooper, but I think it highlights Hillary Clinton's lack of a position on the importance of breakfast.
Did you know children who eat breakfast perform better on standardized achievement tests and have fewer behavior problems in school ? That (and 100 more statistics) is what my campaign is about. The closest thing Senator Hillary has to a position on breakfast is an esoteric non-connection to pancakes and porno. I ask you... who do you want making policies for your children in 2008?
Posted on June 11, 2007 1:59 PM | Permalink
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