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John Edwards: A Black Woman?

August 9, 2007

John Edwards Is A Black Woman


According to CNN yesterday, Elizabeth Edwards (wife of Presidential Candidate John Edwards) said, "We can’t make John black, we can’t make him a woman... Those things get you a certain amount of fundraising dollars.” Mrs. Edwards was referring to two other Democratic Candidates, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, during an interview about the Internet’s role in the 2008 Presidential Election.

In fact, it is actually very easy to make John Edwards black, female or even turn him into a black female. Just use a popular computer program called Photoshop.

Having disproved Elizabeth Edwards' assertion that you can't make her husband black or a woman, we must assume the reason for their lackluster internet fundraising is not because of his ethnicity or gender. It's more likely because he's perceived as weak. Another contributing factor may be that there are no other wealthy white men in America complaining that they'd make more money if they were black or a woman. Such a statement could be interpreted by some American voters as being horribly insensitive and utterly, completely and entirely insane.

At this date, Edwards lags significantly behind Clinton and Obama in fundraising and in national polls.


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Posted on August 9, 2007 1:54 PM | | Comments (1)

Comments (1)

Kellie Dancho:

Wow- John Edwards might actually make a prettier woman than Hil-dawg OR Condi-man!



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