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McCain's Latest Wife Is A Cougar
January 3, 2008
When I was in Las Vegas last weekend, a recently-seperated friend of mine said he wanted to go to a cougar bar. I asked what's a "cougar bar"? My buddy explained that a "cougar" is a nickname for an attractive woman over the age of 50, a woman that a younger man would like "get with" despite a great age difference. We never made it to the bar that night. We ended up going to the Hard Rock Casino instead, but now I know what a cougar is.
At 53 years old, Cindy Hensley McCain is still pretty foxy. And she's successful to boot. - she's currently the Chairperson of the business her father founded, Hensley & Company - one of the largest Anheuser-Busch distributors in the nation. Despite an addiction to painkillers in the early 90's and a stroke in 2004, McCain's wife is standing tall and looking good.
Candidate McCain gets an extra point from Candidate Breakfast for having a cougar for a wife. Unfortunately I have to take three points away because he was still married to his first wife when he got involved with her in 1979. According to the New York Times (February 27, 2000), "Mr. McCain abandoned his wife, who had reared their three children while he was in Vietnamese prisons, and he then began his political career with the resources of his new wife's family."
John McCain has still not announced his position on the Importance of Breakfast.
Posted on January 3, 2008 3:16 AM | Permalink | Comments (5) | TrackBacks (0)
January 3, 2008
When I was in Las Vegas last weekend, a recently-seperated friend of mine said he wanted to go to a cougar bar. I asked what's a "cougar bar"? My buddy explained that a "cougar" is a nickname for an attractive woman over the age of 50, a woman that a younger man would like "get with" despite a great age difference. We never made it to the bar that night. We ended up going to the Hard Rock Casino instead, but now I know what a cougar is.
At 53 years old, Cindy Hensley McCain is still pretty foxy. And she's successful to boot. - she's currently the Chairperson of the business her father founded, Hensley & Company - one of the largest Anheuser-Busch distributors in the nation. Despite an addiction to painkillers in the early 90's and a stroke in 2004, McCain's wife is standing tall and looking good.
Candidate McCain gets an extra point from Candidate Breakfast for having a cougar for a wife. Unfortunately I have to take three points away because he was still married to his first wife when he got involved with her in 1979. According to the New York Times (February 27, 2000), "Mr. McCain abandoned his wife, who had reared their three children while he was in Vietnamese prisons, and he then began his political career with the resources of his new wife's family."
John McCain has still not announced his position on the Importance of Breakfast.
Posted on January 3, 2008 3:16 AM | Permalink | Comments (5) | TrackBacks (0)
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Comments (5)
I'd take that cougar to the circus any day!
Posted by Pete Punito | June 21, 2007 11:34 AM
Posted on June 21, 2007 11:34
You should check out Romney's wife. She's not so bad either. :)
Posted by Jess | July 8, 2007 12:11 AM
Posted on July 8, 2007 00:11
Jess - Thanks. I'll definitely look into that. I'll be checking out the other candidate's daughters soon too. Thanks or the comment. Vote For Breakfast 2008!
Posted by Mr Breakfast | July 9, 2007 1:45 AM
Posted on July 9, 2007 01:45
I will vote for him just to look at her for 4 years.
Posted by Shaul Saulisbury | January 8, 2008 10:05 PM
Posted on January 8, 2008 22:05
Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you got your definition wrong of a cougar. A Cougar is a hot older women that likes to fornicate with younger men. This is definitely not the case with McCain. The correct definition of Cindy would be a MILF. A Mom I'd Like to F*ck. Although I do think she looks like she has had way too much surgery/botox.
Posted by Kenny D | March 5, 2008 6:40 AM
Posted on March 5, 2008 06:40