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The Mitt Romney Gosh Dang Drinking Game
June 11, 2007
Real quotes from Presidential Contender Mitt Romney:
"Gosh. I love America."
"Liquefied coal, gosh."
"Some people would say, Gosh, I don’t know much about your faith...'"
"Oh gosh, look at this group of friends, my goodness, thank you so much. "
"'Gosh, can't I get some more of those visas...'"
"It’s like gosh, you know, for guys that want to be able to talk about the jihad and getting our economy going and fixing our schools, that’s kind of a narrow question."
“And when you decide who you want to vote for, you don’t say, ‘Gosh, I wonder what my city councilor is going to do.’"
"When people say around the country, gosh. We’ve got forty million people that are uninsured. There’s no need for the government to take over health care to solve this problem."
"I believe, serious, for John Kennedy when he ran for president. People said oh, gosh, Ronald Reagan, he's been an actor who's been divorced, you can't elect him."
"Gosh, I hope as little as possible." (Regarding how much of his personal wealth he'll spend on his campaign.)
"I looked at some of his (Teddy Roosevelt) policies and said, gosh..."
Now go back and read the quotes and say "Beaver" or "Sheriff Andy" after every instance of "gosh". If it sounds like a 50's TV show, drink.
On an unrelated note, isn't the term "phony bologna" kind of weird. I mean, most bologna is sort of a meat composite. So you wouldn't really make phony bologna out of, say, turkey. Hmmmn... maybe soy would work. Anyway... just a litlte something that popped in my mind.
Vote Breakfast!
Bonus Recipe: Bologna Omelet Cups
Posted on June 11, 2007 6:35 PM | Permalink | Comments (2)
June 11, 2007
Real quotes from Presidential Contender Mitt Romney:
"Gosh. I love America."
"Liquefied coal, gosh."
"Some people would say, Gosh, I don’t know much about your faith...'"
"Oh gosh, look at this group of friends, my goodness, thank you so much. "
"'Gosh, can't I get some more of those visas...'"
"It’s like gosh, you know, for guys that want to be able to talk about the jihad and getting our economy going and fixing our schools, that’s kind of a narrow question."
“And when you decide who you want to vote for, you don’t say, ‘Gosh, I wonder what my city councilor is going to do.’"
"When people say around the country, gosh. We’ve got forty million people that are uninsured. There’s no need for the government to take over health care to solve this problem."
"I believe, serious, for John Kennedy when he ran for president. People said oh, gosh, Ronald Reagan, he's been an actor who's been divorced, you can't elect him."
"Gosh, I hope as little as possible." (Regarding how much of his personal wealth he'll spend on his campaign.)
"I looked at some of his (Teddy Roosevelt) policies and said, gosh..."
Now go back and read the quotes and say "Beaver" or "Sheriff Andy" after every instance of "gosh". If it sounds like a 50's TV show, drink.
On an unrelated note, isn't the term "phony bologna" kind of weird. I mean, most bologna is sort of a meat composite. So you wouldn't really make phony bologna out of, say, turkey. Hmmmn... maybe soy would work. Anyway... just a litlte something that popped in my mind.
Vote Breakfast!
Bonus Recipe: Bologna Omelet Cups
Posted on June 11, 2007 6:35 PM | Permalink | Comments (2)
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Comments (2)
Curious. I wonder if "gosh" is some mind control trigger word. Gosh, I'm voting for Breakfast!
Posted by Lindsey Carter | June 12, 2007 10:34 AM
Posted on June 12, 2007 10:34
Gosh, check out this new format for commenting.
That Mitt is just so articulate. I rally don't see the fundies electing a Mormon. If he gets the nomination there will be no stopping the Dems.
Posted by Gorgeous | October 21, 2007 7:19 PM
Posted on October 21, 2007 19:19