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New Cereal Endorsed By Presidential CandidateJuly 24, 2007
Political decorum dictates that I don't endorse any other candidate at this moment. However, it does seem appropriate, even imperative, that I do endorse certain breakfast products during the course of my campaign. Therefore, it with great pleasure that I give my full endorsement to...
Cinnamon Streusel Frosted Mini-WheatsThis is a great cereal. It has a classic vibe like it's been around since the early 1970's. This is a Frosted Mini-Wheat that was meant-to-be.
The box tells us that this new cereal has "Rich Streusel Flavor... The Taste of Frosted Cinnamon... Baked Into Every Bite". This descriptions doesn't quite capture the real essence. I'd be more inclined to say, "Frosted Mini-Wheats have just been kissed with a unique creamy, cinnamon goodness. It's not the kind of kiss that leaves a lipstick smear of cinnamon, but rather the other kind... a smooch that leaves behind a cinnamon smile."
If you like Frosted Mini-Wheats and you like cinnamon, I urge you to give this new cereal a try.
Please note that I, Mr Breakfast - Candidate for President, do not take any money from cereal manufacturers or any other special interest at this time. That is not to say that I'm not interested. If you are a cereal manufacture or other special interest and you would like to donate to this campaign, give me a call. As an unregistered Independent, there is no limit on the amount you can give. The sky is the limit. It's a win-win situation. Call me.Vote For Breakfast 2008!
Posted on July 24, 2007 9:21 PM
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